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andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

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softgardening:

Build a #Mosquito Control container so you can sit and unwind in the evenings without dousing in DEET.

softgardening:

Build a #Mosquito Control container so you can sit and unwind in the evenings without dousing in DEET.

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geekgirlsmash:

blueandbluer:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

…can I have a snuggle-chicken?

I shit you not, one of my mom’s friends has a son who used to have a pet chicken that would follow him around everywhere, it was allowed in the house, and would sit in his lap when he watched TV. He had a snuggle-chicken. 

(Source: hannahbowl, via lady-selkie)

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via nicolas-cagefight)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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hxpnotize:

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

omg

hxpnotize:

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

omg

(Source: foggypebble, via nicolas-cagefight)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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